Cast (In order of appearance): Tristan Taylor
Date: February 26, 2011
Running Time: 1:09
(Picture fades in: Tristan's parents holding baby Tristan)
TRISTAN: (voice-over) I've lived a long and fruitful life. From the moment I was born, my parents always knew I was going to be special, that I was destined for greatness.
(Picture: various characters as kids in school: Bakura, playing with a doll; Duke, hanging out with dolls; Joey, holding a toy bunny; Téa, dancing and kicking Kaiba's block Kaiba Land; Tristan, next to Barney the Dinosaur, giving Yugi a wedgie; Nappa, showing Vegeta a drawing which makes Vegeta cry; Naruto, smoking; Slender, watching behind the window)
TRISTAN: (voice-over) I was friends with all the kids at school; everyone would look at me and say, "there goes Tristan Taylor, what a guy!".
(Picture: Tristan, in a military uniform, throwing a grenade, and a tank in the background)
TRISTAN: (voice-over) After I graduated I fought in the Vietnam War, where I received the Medal of Honor for services to my country. Of course, I would have died out there, if I hadn't been rescued by the A-Team.
(Picture: Tristan hanging out with the A-Team, holding a Snickers bar)
TRISTAN: (voice-over) Me and Mr. T, we go way back. In fact, I was the one who gave him his name. That's right: the T stands for "Tristan".
(Picture: Tristan, surrounded by dead dinosaurs, looks guilty while The Doctor looks disapprovingly)
TRISTAN: (voice-over) Then I went back in time and I wiped out the dinosaurs, but that's a story for another day. Because the story you're about to hear... is about how it all came to an end.
(Fade to black. Schubert's "Ave Maria" plays)