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This is the transript for Bakura Gets a Job at Youtube.com, a comment response video from Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series.

Bakura Gets a Job at Youtube.com

BAKURA: Hello there. My name's Bakura. It's so nice to meet you all. I'm sure we'll be best of friends. Since I haven't been getting any screentime on Yu-Gi-Oh!, Youtube.com has been kind enough to offer me a part time job responding to your comments. I can't wait to see what you've all been writing. It's going to be such fun! Let's get started, shall we?

[you are a f*cking god
plz keep it up
YEAH you rock
-Hotboy02]

BAKURA: "You are a-" ...oh my, am I allowed to say that word? I should probably just move on to the next comment. I wouldn't want to upset anybody.

[lol
after laughing so much
watching this it hurts
lol
-yamikikari02]

BAKURA: "Ell Oh Ell. After laughing so much watching this, it hurts. Ell Oh Ell." Oh dear! If you're in pain, then I suggest you take some aspirin! On behalf of Youtube.com, I'd like to apologize to any viewers who sustained injuries while watching these videos. Perhaps we should consider safety measures. Wait a minute, I...I'm feeling rather peculiar. Something's...happening to me...

Millenium Ring spins

BAKURA: Oh my!

YAMI BAKURA: At last, I'm free of that accursed ring! Now to take my vengeance on the Pharaoh, and cast the world into darkness once and for...wait a minute, what are all these comments doing here? ...I see...my host has been giving responses to these pathetic mortals, in a vain attempt to feel appreciated. Well, we'll just see about that, shall we? I wonder what would happen if I tried responding to some of these?

[you are a f*cking god
plz keep it up
YEAH you rock
-Hotboy02]

YAMI BAKURA: "You are a [bleep]ing god. Please keep it up. Yeah, you rock." Of course I'm a [bleep]ing god, you impudent mortal! Do you think a regular human being could pull off this haircut? Not to mention the whole "plunging the world into eternal chaos" thing. Yes, I'm a [bleep]ing god. So start treating me like one! Bow down, all of you. Worship my haircut. Your god commands it. This is fun, who's next?

[lol
after laughing so much
watching this it hurts
lol
-yamikikari02]

YAMI BAKURA: "Ell Oh Ell. After laughing so much watching this, it hurts. Ell Oh Ell." I hear that laughing too much can give you cancer. Not that I'd want to cause you any unnecessary grief or anything. Okay, bring on the next cancer victim.

[YOU WIN THE INTERNET.
-krystalfaerie]

YAMI BAKURA: "You win the Internet." And you, my dear, win an all-expenses-paid trip to the Shadow Realm, courtesy of my Millenium Ring. Good luck logging onto the Internet from there, you fool. Who wants to join her? Anybody?

[ah..smexy..ahaha
just love it!!
youre really brilliant!!
i almost died from
laughing to much
-krystalfaerie]

YAMI BAKURA: "Ah, smexy. A-ha-ha. Just love it! You're really brilliant! I almost died from laughing too much!" Almost isn't good enough, I'm afraid. Nobody likes an underachiever. Now be a treasure and do what all you mortals seem to do best: Die. It will just save me the bother of killing you while you sleep. Ready or not, here I come.

[u should make one
where tea and tristan
do the comments and stuff
-chaoscyber]

YAMI BAKURA: "You should make one where Téa and Tristan do the comments and stuff." Oh yes, what a smashing idea. Let's take two of the blandest mortals in the universe, put them in the same room as each other, and have them read your inane comments. I think it would go somthing like this:

Yami Bakura pretends to be Téa and Tristan

"TÉA": My name's Téa. Oh, I'm so in love with the Pharaoh. No wait, I'm in love with Yugi. No, I love the Pharaoh. Wait, now I love Yugi again. Now I love the Pharaoh! Yugi! The Pharaoh! Yugi!

"TRISTAN": My name's Tristan...

YAMI BAKURA: (as himself) ...uh...Okay, I admit, doing a Tristan impression is fairly difficult, given that he has no personality whatsoever. But I make a pretty good Téa, don't I? I think I'm ready for my sex-change operation. ...wait a moment, did I say that out loud? Next comment.

[yay!
-bryhouse14]

YAMI BAKURA: "Yay!" Yay! You're a foolish mortal with no hope of survival. Yay! You'll be one of the first to die when the dark lord Zorc finally returns and unleashes his wrath upon civilization. Yay! Your screams will echo into infinity while the shadows feast on your soul. Yaaay! Yaaaay! Join in, everyone! Yaaay! Well, that's just about all the time I can afford to waste on you people. Don't worry. You'll see me again very soon. Sooner then you think, in fact. (cackles evilly)

BAKURA: Oh my, I must have dozed off for a bit. That's funny...we seem to have run out of time, although I don't actually remember answering more than one or two comments. Still, at least I didn't offend anyone.

Youtube.com logo

BAKURA: (offscreen) Please do keep sending in your comments. I'll be sure to respond to them as soon as I can.

SUPERVISOR: (offscreen) Actually, Bakura, you're fired.

BAKURA: (offscreen) I...I'm fired?

SUPERVISOR: (offscreen) Yeah. Have your desk cleared out by tomorrow morning.

BAKURA: (offscreen) Oh, bugger.


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