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Title: Deleted Scenes Montage

Running time: 4:50

Cast (in order of appearance): Yugi Moto, Tristan Taylor, Joey Wheeler, Steve, Zuiikin Gals, Mr. Wheeler, Serenity Wheeler, Maximillion Pegasus, Croquet, L, Marik Ishtar, Florence, Grandpa, Duke Devlin


Transcript Edit

Deleted Scene #1 - Tristan Quotes Too Much Edit

YUGI: Tristan, it's come to my attention that you've been quoting TeamFourStar a lot recently-

TRISTAN: Goddammit, Nappa!

YUGI: Yeah, yeah, that's hilarious and all but I figured I should warn you: around these parts, whenever someone quotes an abridged series that isn't made by LittleKuriboh, they kinda end up getting their kneecaps broken...with a wrench.

TRISTAN: Uh...goddammit, Nappa?

YUGI: (holds up a wrench) Specifically this wrench.

Deleted Scene #2 - Zuiikin Gals Edit

JOEY: Nyeh, who are you people? What do you want from me?

STEVE: We're here for your rarest card, Joey Wheeler. Now hand it over!

JOEY: Oh man! What do I do, what do I do?

(a video of Zuiikin Gals appears, with the English sentence "Take anything you want" being repeated over and over)

JOEY (monotone): Take anything you want.

STEVE: Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

JOEY: Ah, curse you, misleading Japanese aerobics girls!

Deleted Scene #3 - Joey & Serenity at the Beach Edit

JOEY'S FATHER: Have fun being completely unsupervised, kids.

SERENITY: Where are we, Joey? Where are you taking me, big brother?

JOEY: Well, since it's your fault our parents got divorced, I figured I'd dump you in the middle of nowhere and leave ya.

SERENITY: You're so funny, big brother.

JOEY: Yeah, I know.

(at the beach)

JOEY: OK, sis. This is your new home. The only problem is it doesn't have a bathroom, but I figured you can always use the ocean. Y'know, for poop and stuff.

SERENITY: But what do I do about food?

JOEY: Well, there's always jellyfish.

SERENITY: But I'm allergic to jellyfish!

JOEY: Shut up and eat your jellyfish!

Deleted Scene #4 - Obligatory Death Note Reference Edit

PEGASUS: What? Even Chad from accounting?

(a person falls off a window)

CROQUET: Especially Chad from accounting.

PEGASUS: How very bizarre! I wonder...who could be killing all our employees so mysteriously? What do you think, L?

L: Me think it was Kira.

PEGASUS: Oh, that's what you always say.

Deleted Scene #5 - Zuiikin Gals Return Edit

TRISTAN: Joey! Your sister's been worried sick! What the hell happened to you?!

JOEY: Ahhh…uhhh…

(Another Zuiikin Gals video rolls, this time with the sentence "I was robbed by two men")

JOEY: (monotone) I was robbed by two men.

Deleted Scene #6 - The EFF Hole Edit

MARIK: Let us join forces, Bakura! And together we will use our combined strength to tear Yugi Moto a new [EFF!]hole!

FLORENCE: What the bloody hell is a ****hole?

MARIK: What?

FLORENCE: That thing you just said. What is it?

MARIK: A [EFF!]hole?

FLORENCE: Yes. That.

MARIK: Well, that's obvious, isn't it?

FLORENCE: Enlighten me.

MARIK: Well, it's…the hole that you [EFF!].

FLORENCE: So.. you mean a vagina!

MARIK: Of course! What else would I [EFF!]?

FLORENCE: I don't know…bottoms?

MARIK: Argh, for the last friggin' time, I do not partake in that sort of nonsense! I only [EFF!] vaginas! Because I'm totally straight! Ooooh, look at me at my straightness!

FLORENCE: OK. So what you're saying is…we're going to tear Yugi Muto a new vagina.

MARIK: Er…yes! That is totally what I meant.

FLORENCE: I wasn't aware he had an old vagina

MARIK: Oh, shut your face, Bakura!

FLORENCE: Kiss my ass, Marik!

MARIK: But there's poop down there!

Deleted Scene #7 - Grandpa's Bedside Manner Edit

SOLOMON: Bakura! Bakura! Wake up, Bakura!

FLORENCE: What?! What is it?! What could possibly be so bloody important that you had to violently shake me while I'm lying sick in a hospital bed?

SOLOMON: I just had my first successful bowel movement in two years!

(silence)

SOLOMON: Hooray! (Florence knocks him down) Whoa, Nelly!

FLORENCE: Congratulations. Now you've had your second.

Deleted Scene #8 - Duke's Theme Music Edit

TRISTAN: Check it out, everybody! I just found the remote for Duke's theme music!

DUKE: What?! Hey, give it back!

TRISTAN: Now I can change his theme music for whatever I want.

(plays "Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats)

TRISTAN: Hmmm... too catchy.

(plays "What's up People?!" by Maximum the Hormone)

TRISTAN: Too metal.

(plays "I Just Can't Wait to be King" from The Lion King)

TRISTAN: Too Disney.

(plays "Alone" by Celine Dion)

TRISTAN: Too mushy.

(plays "Cherry Pie" by Warrant)

TRISTAN: Too eighties.

DUKE: Wait, no, I like this-

(plays "Fett's Vette" by mc chris)

TRISTAN: Too white.

(plays "Fine Weather Rising Hallelujah" by JINDOU from Yu-Gi-Oh! GX)

TRISTAN: Too Japanese.

(plays the first English Pokémon theme music)

TRISTAN: I don't even know what that is!

(plays "Ghost Nappa theme" by TeamFourStar. Duke nods his head)

TRISTAN: Hey, that's perfect! I love this so- (gets kneecaps broken) Ow, my kneecaps!

YUGI: Gee, I wonder who could have broken Tristan's kneecaps. With a wrench. Specifically this wrench.

L: Me think it was Kira.

YUGI: Shut up, L.

(Ending plays Cherry Pie with the subtitles "Beware yugis bearing wrenches")

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