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Date: August 05, 2006
Running Time: 5:55
YAMI: Actually, I do smoke marijuana. It's good stuff!
On the beach
YUGI: It sure was nice of you to share your fish with us, Mako.
MAKO: Haha! Don't worry, my friends, there's plenty more where that came from!
YUGI: We should probably get going.
MAKO: Leaving so soon, are you?
TRISTAN: What a swell guy!
TÉA: I like that he doesn't wear a shirt.
MAKO: (throws a harpoon at Yugi) Heyaa!
TRISTAN: Holy [bleep] on a [bleep] sandwich!
YUGI: Did-- did you just throw a harpoon at me?
MAKO: I-- I didn't want you to leave... and I wasn't sure how else to get your attention.
YUGI: Just ask! Just say "Hey Yugi, could you stay a little longer?" Don't lob a freaking harpoon at me! Seriously, that's like the rudest thing ever!
MAKO: Hey Yugi! Could you stay a little longer? Maybe-
YUGI: Well it isn't going to work now, not after you almost skewered me..
MAKO: I'm not entirely sure what to say.
YUGI: Maybe it'd be best if we just left.
MAKO: No hard feelings about the harpoon incident, right?
JOEY: Get bent, ya freaky fish guy!
MAKO: I am not a freaky fish guy!
JOEY & TRISTAN: Mako's a freaky fish guy!
MAKO: At least the ocean will never leave me, right ocean?
MAKO: Why don't you ever answer me, ocean?
Title sequence plays
Pegasus' castle. The Mission: Impossible theme plays, and Mokuba is escaping form a window.
MOKUBA: (Falls) I probably should have thought this through! Ooh!- oh!- my back!- ow! Man, I sure am glad I'm a cartoon!
YUGI: That Mako guy was a f***ing psycho!
JOEY: It's enough to make you appreciate that Pegasus fella!
KEMO: (holding a kid) Attention Duelists! My hair is assaulting you!
TRISTAN: I'm actually going to do something for once! (grabs Kemo and throws him) My voice gives me super strength!
KEMO: (lands and attacks with a flying kick) Yes, but my hair gives me the power to defy gravity!
TRISTAN: (knocked down) Oh the humanity!
KEMO: I somehow found out that this kid doesn't have any star chips, so I'm going to throw him off the island.
TRISTAN: Cool, let's go watch!
KEMO: (throws the kid into a boat) Get in there, you little runt.
WEEVIL: Hey, heh-heh, don't rock the boat, buttmunch.
KID: But I didn't lose my star chips, they were stolen from me! I swear it on the life of my pink shirt!
YUGI: Don't worry, we'll get your star chips!
KID: You'll bring them back to me?
YUGI: I never said that!
MOKUBA: (bursts out from the bushes) Thanks to this awesome disguise, you'll never be able to figure out my identity!
JOEY: Hey, it's Kaiba's shrill voiced little brother.
MOKUBA: You'll pay for what you did to my big brother, Yugi!
MOKUBA: Seto! What's wrong?
KAIBA: They wrote my character out of the show, Mokuba.
MOKUBA: No way! But you're Yugi's arch rival!
KAIBA: And I haven't been in a single episode since he defeated me. Since he's the star, he thinks he can hog all the screentime to himself. I mean, just look at Bakura.
MOKUBA: Who the hell is Bakura?
KAIBA: Precisely. Now, I'm going to hide in some undisclosed location. You stay here and guard my multi-million dollar company while I'm gone. 'Kay thanks.
MOKUBA: But Seto, what if an evil group tries to take over while you're missing?
KAIBA: Oh come on, Mokuba, what are the odds of that happening?
PEGASUS: So let me get this straight, gentlemen. Now that Kaiba-boy has gone missing, your evil group wishes to seize control of his company?
BIG 5: That is correct!
MOKUBA: I f***ing knew it!
YAMI: For the love of Isis, are we going to duel, or are we going to stand around having flashbacks?
MOKUBA: Thanks to you, Pegasus abducted me! And my brother's company is about to be taken over by corporate suits!
YAMI: ...all because I beat him in a card game.
MOKUBA: That's right!
YAMI: You're some kind of moron, you know that?
MOKUBA: A moron who's got all your star chips! (He steals Yugi's star chips)
YAMI: Damn that kid moves fast!
MOKUBA: Stealing makes everything better!
YAMI: Wait, Mokuba! You mustn't do this thing! Think - what would your brother say if he saw you now?
KAIBA: (in Mokuba's mind) Well done, Mokuba! Now steal something from Joey too.
YAMI: Ok, but what would he say if he wasn't a complete douche bag?
MOKUBA: You're right, Yugi! I'll return all the star chips. Just as long as you let my brother back on the show.
YAMI: That's fine by me.
MOKUBA: And maybe you could give Bakura a bigger role too.
YAMI: Don't push your luck, kid!
In Kaiba's hiding place
KAIBA: I've designed these new hologram doohickeys so they'll help me defeat Yugi. I'm sure the cold hand of science will be able to overcome his magical powers.
Pegasus' goons appear
GOON 1: Don't move a muscle or we'll shoot you with our invisible guns!
KAIBA: I'm too rich to die! (jumps out the window)
GOON 2: There's no way he could have survived that fall.
KAIBA: Actually, I seem to be okay.
GOON 2: Nope, he's definitely dead.
KAIBA: You guys are idiots.
GOON 2: At least we're not dead! Like you!
KAIBA: You'd better not be stealing my deck up there!
GOON 2: (steals his deck) He won't be needing this, now that he's deceased.
Duelist Kingdom, near the boat
MOKUBA: We brought the star chips!
KEMO: (knocks the out of his hand) Rejected! (Grabs Mokuba) I'm glad I took all those child-grabbing classes.
YAMI: Unhand him, you nameless henchman!
KEMO: Meet me at the dueling field in a few hours and we'll discuss it.
The text "time passes..." appears on screen and Jeopardy! 'Think!' music plays
At the dueling field
KEMO: Attention, Duelists! I'm still not going to unhand him!
TRISTAN: What a pointless interlude!
TÉA: Wait, guys! That looks like Kaiba!
KAIBA GHOST: This time, Yugi, you don't stand a ghost of a chance!
"TO BE CONTINUED..." appears at the bottom of the screen
TRISTAN (offscreen): Oh no! He has even less personality than before!
Fade to black
On the boat, out at sea
KID: I sure hope Yugi brings my star chips back soon!
WEEVIL: Shut up and row, dumbass. Heh-heh-heh.
End. The Hues Corporation song "Rock the Boat" plays
[tune in next week for
the long awaited
Yugi vs Kaiba rematch. kinda.
well, not really.]
MARIK: My name is Marik!
BAKURA: I don't care.
MARIK: What if I told you I had exclusive knowledge of certain secrets?
BAKURA: I don't care.
MARIK: Once I possess what I desire, the Millennium Rod will mean absolutely nothing to me.
BAKURA: (dramatic pause) I don't care.