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JADEN'S RAP~! is a music video created by YouTube user ShadyVox, and is directed by and features LittleKuriboh. It is a parody of the Natalie Portman Rap.

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JADEN'S RAP~!

Lyrics Edit

YAMI: We're sitting here today with duelist Jaden Yuki.

JADEN: Hey, yo. What's up?

YAMI: So, Jaden, what's a day in the life of Jaden Yuki like?

JADEN: You sure you wanna know?

YAMI: Please, tell us!

JADEN:
I play card games, motherf**ker;
I'm so rad, I'm amazing!
I sneak into your mom's
just to see how good she's tasting!

KAIBAMAN:
Damn, little man, you a crazy kid.

JADEN:
Yo, shut the f**k up, and suck my prick!

I'm in a 3D movie!
Better watch it, motherf**kers,
or I'll roll up to your house
and f**king shoot you with my brothers!

HASSLEBERRY:
Watcha want, Jaden?

JADEN:
Some brand-new cards!

HASSLEBERRY:
Whatcha need, Jaden?

JADEN:
TO F**K YOU HARD!

I'm knocking back a forty while I'm rolling up an ounce!
If you try to front with me, I'm gonna burn your f**king house!
My inner demons, yeah, you gonna run when you see them!
So play your card, bitch; I'M SO HOT THAT I'M STEAMING!

YAMI: ...I'm sorry, Jaden, but are we to believe you drink and do drugs while playing card games?

JADEN: I never said I was a role model.

YAMI: But... what about your fans and admirers? Do you have a message for them?

JADEN:
All my fans and admirers, can suck my chode!
I'm f***ing Jaden Yuki, bitch! You gonna take my load!
You wanna go? Well then, you'd best be bringing what you got:
your homies and your neighborhood! Just watch me kill the f***king lot!

To all the c***s (pause) talking s**t about my 'do:

HASSLEBERRY:
Like a Kuriboh!

JADEN: I'M GONNA F**KING KILL YOU!

HASSLEBERRY:
J!

JADEN: Is for Jaden!

HASSLEBERRY:
Y!

JADEN: Is for Yuki!

I'll steal your f**king cat
SO I CAN SAY I'VE GOT YOUR PUSSY!

YAMI: Wow, Jaden... I'm... surprised... All this from a Slifer Red Duelist?

JADEN: Well, there is a lot you may not know about me...

YAMI: Oh, really? Eh, such as?

JADEN:
At Duel Academy,
I got laid every day.
I cheated every duel.
I never got an A.

I've got a deck of awesome.
You've got a deck of fail.
I'll challenge your ass to a duel.
AND TAKE A S**T!

YUGI:
Jaden, you are a bad ass dude!

JADEN:
HELL YEAH!

YUGI:
And they always like to take your load
whenever you ask them to!

And as for the drug use,
well I can vouch for that!
My deck is scared of you.
Duuuuuuuuuude!

YAMI: Okay doke... One final question. Jaden, if you could play a card game with any guy in the world, who would it- (Gets shot)

JADEN:
No more f**king questions.

Credits Edit

Written & Performed by
ShadyVox

Directed by
LittleKuriboh

Check the video description for download link

yugiohabridged.com for all other song downloads

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