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Cast (in order of appearance): Marik Ishtar, Yami Bakura, Yami Yugi

Running time: 7:04

Transcript Edit

MARIK: Bakura, I know how we're going to defeat the Pharaoh once and for all!

YAMI BAKURA: Let me guess. We're going to challenge him to a children's card game.

MARIK: No! We're going to steal from him the source of his power! And then we will use it against him.

YAMI BAKURA: His Millennium Puzzle?

MARIK: Foolish fool! The Puzzle is not the source of his power, his power comes from (close-up on Marik) ...his leather pants!

YAMI BAKURA: Seriously.

MARIK: Yeeees! Come, Bakura, let us attain his leather pants!

YAMI BAKURA: I guess I have nothing better to do today.

(music starts)

MARIK: (singing)
Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh, ho-ho-ho
Let’s take his leather pa-ants!
Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh, ho-ho-ho
Let’s take his leather pa-ants!

Ha ha, ha ha ha
Mwaha, ha ha ha
Da la, La la la
We want his leather pants!

Ga ga, rah rah rah
Na na, fla fla fla
La la, cha cha cha
Take off his leather pants!

I’m getting ready
My legs have been waxed
'Cause when we get them
I am wearing your slacks
Right on my tush
Tush tush tush
Right on my tush
(Tush tush tush)
(Right on my tush)

Hey!

We want your trousers
Your breeches, your chaps
No, you can’t get these pants
From shopping at Gap
Their service sucks
Sucks sucks sucks
It really sucks!
(Sucks sucks sucks)
(It really sucks)

YAMI BAKURA:
You know that we want them
And you know that we need them
We want the pants!
Your leather pants!

MARIK:
Me and Bakura
We will have our revenge
Him and me will take your leather pants!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Me and Bakura
We will have our revenge
Him and me will take your leather pants!

Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh, ho-ho-ho
Let’s take his leather pa-ants!
Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh, ho-ho-ho
Give us the effing pa-ants!

Blah blah, blah blah blah
Da da, pa pa pa
Ya ya, mamma mia!
We want those leather pants!

We don’t want vinyl
Or chinos, or briefs
I am a criminal
And he is a thief
Cause we’re both hot
Hot hot hot
We are quite sexy

YAMI BAKURA: (speaking) Marik, that doesn’t rhyme!

MARIK: (speaking) Shut up! I am Lady Gaga!

(singing)
I have watched Psycho
And I liked Vertigo
The Birds was ok
Ooo! I loved Rear Window
By Alfred Hitchock
Cock cock cock
We love Hitchcock
(Cock cock cock)
We love Hitchcock

HITCHCOCK: (speaking) Good evening!

YAMI BAKURA:
You know that we want them
And you know that we need them
We want the pants!
Your leather pants!

MARIK:
Me and Bakura
We will have our revenge
Him and me will take your leather pants
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Me and Bakura
We will have our revenge
Him and me will take your leather pants

Oh-oh-oh
Ho-ho-ho-ho, ho-ho-ho
We want those leather pa-ants!
Nyoh-oh-oh
Whoh-whoh-whoh-whoh, whoh-whoh-whoh
Let’s steal his leather pa-ants!

Tah tah, mah mah mah
Bah bah, wah wah wah,
Zah zah, vah vah vah
Take off his leather pants!

Gah gah, rah rah rah
Nah nah, flah flah flah
La la, cha cha cha
I like these silly noises

MARIK & YAMI BAKURA:
Wear, wear leather baby, work it
Move your tush, it‘s sexy
Wear, wear leather baby, work it
Move your tush, it's sexy
Wear wear leather, baby work it
Move your tush, it's sexy
Wear wear leather, baby work it

MARIK:
I’m an evil bitch, baby!

We want your pants
And we want our revenge
We want your pants
And we’re really just friends

Je voudrais son
pantalon cuir
son pantalon
Why am I speaking French?
Why am I speaking French?!
I don’t wanna be French!!
We want your leather pants!
Take off your friggin’ pants!

Me and Bakura
We will have our revenge
Him and me will take your leather pants
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Me and Bakura
We will have our revenge
Him and me will take your leather pants

Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh, ho-ho-ho
(We want the friggin' pants)
Let’s get his leather pa-ants!
(Let’s take his leather pants) Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh, ho-ho-ho
(Take off those friggin' pants)
Remove his effin' pa-ants! (Let’s take his leather pants)

Ha ha, ha ha ha ha
Mwaha, ha ha ha
Ga ha, ha ha ha
We got the leather pants!

(speaking) At last the source of the Pharaoh’s power, his leather pants! They belong to me!

YAMI BAKURA: You mean us?

MARIK: Don’t be difficult, Fluffy. Only one of us can wear the pants.

YAMI BAKURA: Ok, Marik. Though I have to say, I had no idea you were this keen to get into the Pharaoh’s pants.

MARIK: You know what? On second thought, you put them on.

YAMI YUGI: What in the name of Ra is going on? Why did you remove my trousers?

MARIK: It’s over, Pharaoh! Now we are the ones wearing the pants on this show!

YAMI BAKURA: Yes, behold! Now the true source of your power is clamped tightly around my buttocks.

YAMI: What? Don’t be absurd. My leather pants aren't the source of my power.

MARIK: Wait, what? They’re not? But it was so friggin' obvious!

YAMI: No, no, no. I’m afraid my power comes from my leather shoes!

MARIK: No! This cannot be! There aren’t even any Lady Gaga songs that rhyme with shoes! Curse you, Pharaoh!

YAMI BAKURA: I really do like the pants.

MARIK: Yes, they do look good on you.

YAMI: Can I have those back now?

YAMI BAKURA: No.

(ending)

Show Entire Credits
Written and performed by

LITTLEKURIBOH

Animated by
KIRBOPHER

Final Audio Mix by
SHADYVOX

Original song "Bad Romance"
performed by Lady GaGa

"Bad Romance" and "Poker Face"
© Interscope Records

All Yu-Gi-Oh! Characters
© KAZUKI TAKAHASHI

This is a non-profit Fan-based Parody.
We do not claim ownership of any music,
characters or otherwise. This video was
made for entertainment purposes only.

YAMI: (singing)
Can’t beat my
Can’t beat my
No you can’t beat my leather shoes
I have got some leather shoes

Can’t beat my
Can’t beat my
No you can’t beat my leather shoes
I have got some leather shoes

Le-le-le-leather shoes
Le-le-leather shoes
I've got some shoes

Le-le-le-leather shoes
Le-le-leather shoes
I've got some shoes

Remix Lyrics Edit

So here we go let’s take the chance

On the hunt for the leather pants

Looking hard no second glance

The pinnacle of all evil plans

Where’s the pharaoh with his stash

Gotta get him right off his ass

Magical powers have been locked inside

Now leather goodness we have to find

Two villains who have been cursed

Wanna control the universe

With a rod and a shiny necklace well that’s kinda odd

But wait they might have a chance

To make their evil plan advance

They’re gonna have to get themselves some sexy leather pants

Now SING IT!

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