Date: May 1, 2011
Running Time: 2:56
YAMI: (as Heavy) (singing to "Funeral March") Dah da da-dah, da da-da-da-da-da-dahhhh."
YUGI: (also as Heavy) Look at me! Look at me! I am hero!
JOEY: (as Sniper) I'm not done yet, mate. Not by a long shot.
TRISTAN: (as Pyro) (muffled speech)
YUGI: I have new weapon!
TRISTAN: (muffled speech)
KAIBA: (as Scout) You gotta be kiddin' me! Is-is anybody even paying attention to me?
YUGI: Little, little man! Did you think I would forget you?
GRANDPA: (as Spy) Was there ever any doubt? (holds up the card) Here's what I have that you don't.
JOEY: Holy duley! That's downright embarrassing.
KAIBA: (pushes the others aside) Psyche! I'll put it in my trophy room with the others.
KAIBA: Hey, overalls, you suck! (closes briefcase) Bang! (leaves) Here's a schematic for ya: my ass!
GRANDPA: Go to hell and take your cheap suit with you.
YUGI:' (on the phone) Horosho!
KAIBA: (on the phone) If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin', absolutely free. (hangs up)
YUGI: Here I come!
(Kaiba's Duel Arena)
YUGI: (runs over to injured Grandpa) Medic!
GRANDPA: I require assistance!
KAIBA: Yeah, it's ours now! (tears Blue-Eyes card in half) Return ta freakin' sender,
YUGI: Little men steal our cart!
JOEY: That's some shonky business right there!
KAIBA: I don't know who to thank first... Oh, I know. Me!
YUGI: I'm going to kill you and kill you and KILL you!
KAIBA: Bring it!
YUGI: I was told we would be fighting men.
GRANDPA: Did you forget about me?
YUGI: (takes Grandpa's deck) You mean nothing to me now.
GRANDPA: Well, off to visit your mother.
TÉA: (as the Announcer) (holding a marker) A friendship has been detected. (draws a smiley face on her, Yugi's, Joey's, and Tristan's hands)
JOEY: Gah. Hear me men? Gah.
JOEY: Back to the drawing board, genius!
TÉA: You have failed me... with your friendships.
TRISTAN: (angry mumbling)
TÉA: (points to Kaiba) Kill him! Slaughter him like a dog!!
YAMI: (as Heavy) It is good day to be giant man!
KAIBA: Hey, hey, look! You shapeshifted into a dead guy.
(A hologram of Hitotsu-Me Giant appears)
YAMI: New weapon! Oh, this is bad!
KAIBA: Yo, if you didn't want me to kill ya, you should've said something!
YAMI: Stupid, stupid, stupid! You are no match for me!
KAIBA: Pop quiz: How long does it take to beat a moron to death? (summons three Blue-Eyes White Dragons, imitates buzzer sound) Sorry, time's up, you're dead!
YAMI: What sick man sends babies to fight me?
KAIBA: Oh, what, you gonna cry? You gonna cry now?
YAMI: How could this happen?
KAIBA:: What did we learn? I always win! Ya just got freakin' dominated, knucklehead! A'right, let's do this.
YAMI: Let us wrestle, little man. What was that, Sandvich? "Kill them all"? (holds up Exodia the Forbidden One card) Good idea!
KAIBA: Aw, jeez! I can not believe this!
YAMI: All will fear my giant new gun.
KAIBA: 'Kay, this does not look good here. Um...
YAMI: Next time, pick on someone your own tiny-baby size. Kill them all! Ha ha ha!
(Exodia destroys Blue-Eyes White Dragons)
MOKUBA: (as Medic) Doctor! Can you feel ze schadenfreude?
KAIBA: This did not just happen!
YAMI: I have squashed you like bug. Now I am king of team!
KAIBA: Aaaaagghhh!! (faints)
GRANDPA: (wakes up) Oh, dear. I've made quite a mess.
HENCHMAN: (as Soldier) That was an amazing killing spree... by the OTHER TEAM!
PEGASUS: (as Demoman) I'm drunk!
[Team Fortress 2, "Main Theme" coda]
YUGI: I am very happy!