Noah Kaiba is the villain of season three, appearing at the end of Season Two in Episode 46. Like his original counterpart he commands the Big Five, but in keeping with the parody, he is an executive of 4Kids seeking to control the world's media. However, Noah has trouble keeping track of the shows 4Kids dubs - he claims 4Kids has no intention to dub Season 4 of Yu-Gi-Oh! GX, is unaware that 4Kids lost the distribution rights to Pokémon and One Piece years ago, and is entirely oblivious to the existence of rival companies like Funimation. He is also known to often quote many famous movies and TV shows.

Noah is voiced by Chris "Kirbopher" Niosi.